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I made song about tortilla once, now it's more like a wrap.
Datum
20.01.2026
Dauer
62 min
Distanz
30,1 km
Höhenmeter
253 m
Sonstiges
4
Punkte
Laufen
What is the best present? Broken drums! You can't beat them.
Datum
20.01.2026
Dauer
302 min
Distanz
8,2 km
Sonstiges
15
Punkte
Rad fahren
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
Datum
18.01.2026
Dauer
140 min
Distanz
44,3 km
Höhenmeter
547 m
Sonstiges
9
Punkte
Laufen
Why did the old man fall down the well? He couldn’t see that well.
Datum
17.01.2026
Dauer
36 min
Distanz
2,3 km
Höhenmeter
102 m
Sonstiges
1
Punkt
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My resume is a list of things I hope I never have to do again.
Datum
15.01.2026
Dauer
60 min
Distanz
23,8 km
Höhenmeter
292 m
Sonstiges
4
Punkte
Laufen
You don't need a parachute to go sky-diving. You need one to go sky-diving twice.
Datum
14.01.2026
Dauer
340 min
Distanz
9,2 km
Sonstiges
17
Punkte
Rad fahren
There was a break-in at the wig factory. Police are combing the area.
Datum
11.01.2026
Dauer
132 min
Distanz
42,2 km
Höhenmeter
1190 m
Sonstiges
8
Punkte
Rad fahren
Watch what you say around the egg whites. They can't take a yolk.
Datum
10.01.2026
Dauer
70 min
Distanz
34,2 km
Höhenmeter
258 m
Sonstiges
4
Punkte
Laufen
What do you call a French man wearing sandals? Philipe Fallop
Datum
09.01.2026
Dauer
276 min
Distanz
7,5 km
Sonstiges
13
Punkte
Rad fahren
Where do rainbows go when they've been bad? To prism, so they have time to reflect on what they've done.
Datum
07.01.2026
Dauer
63 min
Distanz
30,3 km
Höhenmeter
222 m
Sonstiges
4
Punkte
Laufen
What's a skeleton's favorite type of road? A dead end.
Datum
05.01.2026
Dauer
369 min
Distanz
10,0 km
Sonstiges
18
Punkte
Rad fahren
I gave my handyman a to-do list, but he only did jobs 1, 3, and 5. Turns out he only does odd jobs.
Datum
04.01.2026
Dauer
48 min
Distanz
24,2 km
Höhenmeter
140 m
Sonstiges
3
Punkte
Laufen
Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they're extinct.
Datum
02.01.2026
Dauer
408 min
Distanz
10,9 km
Sonstiges
20
Punkte
Laufen
I'm such a good navigator, a self-driving car once asked me for directions.
Datum
01.01.2026
Dauer
104 min
Distanz
2,8 km
Sonstiges
5
Punkte
Rad fahren
My dog just ate a $100 bill. I guess he has expensive taste.
Datum
31.12.2025
Dauer
96 min
Distanz
50,4 km
Höhenmeter
78 m
Sonstiges
6
Punkte
Rad fahren
Why couldn't the produce manager make it to work? He could drive, but he didn't avocado.
Datum
30.12.2025
Dauer
121 min
Distanz
62,1 km
Höhenmeter
368 m
Sonstiges
8
Punkte
Rad fahren
What kind of fish do penguins catch at night? Star fish.
Datum
29.12.2025
Dauer
74 min
Distanz
36,1 km
Höhenmeter
162 m
Sonstiges
4
Punkte
Rad fahren
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Datum
28.12.2025
Dauer
197 min
Distanz
66,5 km
Höhenmeter
606 m
Sonstiges
13
Punkte
Rad fahren
Were did the pumpkins have their meeting? In the gourdroom.
Datum
27.12.2025
Dauer
137 min
Distanz
65,2 km
Höhenmeter
158 m
Sonstiges
9
Punkte
Rad fahren
Why did the electric car feel discriminated against? Because the rules weren't current.
Datum
26.12.2025
Dauer
121 min
Distanz
61,1 km
Höhenmeter
91 m
Sonstiges
8
Punkte
Rad fahren
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race? You're toast!
Datum
25.12.2025
Dauer
220 min
Distanz
100,3 km
Höhenmeter
151 m
Sonstiges
14
Punkte
Rad fahren
Where do fruits go on vacation? "Pear-is!"
Datum
24.12.2025
Dauer
141 min
Distanz
63,1 km
Höhenmeter
95 m
Sonstiges
9
Punkte
Laufen
What happened when two slices of bread went on a date? It was loaf at first sight.
Datum
23.12.2025
Dauer
246 min
Distanz
6,7 km
Sonstiges
12
Punkte
Laufen
Did I ever tell you about the time I went mushroom foraging? It’s a story with a morel at the end.
Datum
22.12.2025
Dauer
269 min
Distanz
7,3 km
Sonstiges
13
Punkte
Rad fahren
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
Datum
21.12.2025
Dauer
130 min
Distanz
45,3 km
Höhenmeter
389 m
Sonstiges
8
Punkte
Rad fahren
Why do melons have weddings? They cantelope.
Datum
20.12.2025
Dauer
35 min
Distanz
14,1 km
Höhenmeter
98 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Laufen
I went to a silent auction. I won a dog whistle and two mimes_2
Datum
19.12.2025
Dauer
167 min
Distanz
4,5 km
Sonstiges
8
Punkte
Laufen
I poured some water over a duck's back yesterday. I don't think he cared.
Datum
18.12.2025
Dauer
260 min
Distanz
7,1 km
Sonstiges
13
Punkte
Laufen
What did the skillet eat on its birthday? Pan-cakes.
Datum
15.12.2025
Dauer
224 min
Distanz
6,1 km
Sonstiges
11
Punkte
Rad fahren
What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.
Datum
14.12.2025
Dauer
65 min
Distanz
31,6 km
Höhenmeter
156 m
Sonstiges
4
Punkte
Rad fahren
How is my wallet like an onion? Every time I open it, I cry.
Datum
13.12.2025
Dauer
209 min
Distanz
72,1 km
Höhenmeter
810 m
Sonstiges
13
Punkte
Laufen
Why do crabs never volunteer? Because they're shell-fish.
Datum
12.12.2025
Dauer
464 min
Distanz
12,6 km
Sonstiges
23
Punkte
Laufen
What do you call a factory that makes okay products? "A satisfactory."
Datum
09.12.2025
Dauer
406 min
Distanz
11,0 km
Sonstiges
20
Punkte
Rad fahren
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Datum
09.12.2025
Dauer
68 min
Distanz
31,2 km
Höhenmeter
372 m
Sonstiges
4
Punkte
Rad fahren
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!
Datum
07.12.2025
Dauer
97 min
Distanz
40,6 km
Höhenmeter
501 m
Sonstiges
6
Punkte
Rad fahren
Justice is a dish best served cold. Otherwise, it's just water.
Datum
04.12.2025
Dauer
67 min
Distanz
34,3 km
Höhenmeter
163 m
Sonstiges
4
Punkte
Rad fahren
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.
Datum
03.12.2025
Dauer
54 min
Distanz
25,4 km
Höhenmeter
255 m
Sonstiges
3
Punkte
Rad fahren
What did the vet say to the cat? "How are you feline?"
Datum
01.12.2025
Dauer
62 min
Distanz
25,1 km
Höhenmeter
252 m
Sonstiges
4
Punkte
Laufen
Dad, when he puts the car in reverse: "Ah, this takes me back."
Datum
01.12.2025
Dauer
415 min
Distanz
11,3 km
Sonstiges
20
Punkte
Rad fahren
How do you make Budweiser? Send him to school.
Datum
30.11.2025
Dauer
144 min
Distanz
41,1 km
Höhenmeter
711 m
Sonstiges
9
Punkte
Rad fahren
Hard work pays off later. Laziness pays off now.
Datum
29.11.2025
Dauer
106 min
Distanz
43,3 km
Höhenmeter
444 m
Sonstiges
7
Punkte
Laufen
Can February March? No, but April May!
Datum
28.11.2025
Dauer
367 min
Distanz
10,3 km
Sonstiges
18
Punkte
Laufen
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Datum
25.11.2025
Dauer
384 min
Distanz
10,4 km
Sonstiges
19
Punkte
Rad fahren
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
Datum
23.11.2025
Dauer
61 min
Distanz
28,3 km
Höhenmeter
196 m
Sonstiges
4
Punkte
Rad fahren
It takes guts to be an organ donor
Datum
22.11.2025
Dauer
128 min
Distanz
38,1 km
Höhenmeter
674 m
Sonstiges
8
Punkte
Laufen
I was going to try an all almond diet, but that's just nuts
Datum
20.11.2025
Dauer
340 min
Distanz
9,3 km
Sonstiges
17
Punkte
Rad fahren
Why did the employee at the calendar company get fired? He took a day off.
Datum
18.11.2025
Dauer
36 min
Distanz
19,2 km
Höhenmeter
103 m
Sonstiges
2
Punkte
Rad fahren
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Datum
16.11.2025
Dauer
141 min
Distanz
39,9 km
Höhenmeter
2017 m
Sonstiges
9
Punkte
Rad fahren
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
Datum
15.11.2025
Dauer
121 min
Distanz
39,1 km
Höhenmeter
1130 m
Sonstiges
8
Punkte
Laufen
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!
Datum
15.11.2025
Dauer
289 min
Distanz
7,8 km
Höhenmeter
32 m
Sonstiges
14
Punkte